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Good evening.

Good evening.

If that situation ever comes to pass, ask for a Map and a GPS, dumbo. Maybe what you need is to start thinking outside the box. Like, in general.

"If you were marooned alone on a desert island"

"desert island"

'A desert island or uninhabited island is an island that is not populated by humans.'

Island. As in, surrounded by water. Loads of water.

I’ll rather have the gun, thank you very much.

Man, you're a gloomy one.

Why? I’d prefer to choose my own death rather than letting nature finish the job.

If you were marooned alone on a desert island, and you could choose two things to have with you, what would they be?
Anonymous

A gun and a bullet.

Sooooo, any progress on that seed you're trying to grow hun?

Uhm, no, not really. I’ve re-planted it into a pot I found while wandering around in the hallways, and watered it every other day for more weeks than I can remember, but… Well, it’s not growing.

Mother made me go out and collect more seeds to try with, but so far no luck.

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There’s no reason besides that I haven’t gotten my hair cut in a long time. I’d do it myself, but I’m not sure on how well the scissors around here have managed to cope with a decade of neglect.

I AM NO CHILD. I AM THE BASKETBALL SLAMMA! I BRING THE JAM!

Are you high or something?

Hey, guy! Didn't you used to have a cool mask, kinda like mine? What ever happened to that?

I threw that thing away ages ago.

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Probably rotting in some water puddle by now.

Mr. Onceler? Why are you torturing youself like this, what good is it doing? *Sweets tilted his head worried*

I’m not torturing myself. That’d be a waste of time and effort.

I want to ram you so hard your pelvis ends up shattered, old man.
Anonymous

You’re planning to ram me from behind that computer screen, which is who knows how many miles away from my current location?

Best of luck with that, child.

Hi :o

Hi.

You look good in that green suit, but you need A LOT more sleep, those bags under your eyes are awful.

You know, I don’t think I have enough fingers on my hands to count the number of times people have told me to sleep more.

Hello there. You seem stressed. And lonely. You should get out more.

I’m perfectly fine.

Thanks, but I have all the hands needed here. And I “get out” enough.

what u norman bates or some shit now
Anonymous

What.