"If you were marooned alone on a desert island"
'A desert island or uninhabited island is an island that is not populated by humans.'
Island. As in, surrounded by water. Loads of water.
I’ll rather have the gun, thank you very much.
Why? I’d prefer to choose my own death rather than letting nature finish the job.
A gun and a bullet.
Uhm, no, not really. I’ve re-planted it into a pot I found while wandering around in the hallways, and watered it every other day for more weeks than I can remember, but… Well, it’s not growing.
Mother made me go out and collect more seeds to try with, but so far no luck.
There’s no reason besides that I haven’t gotten my hair cut in a long time. I’d do it myself, but I’m not sure on how well the scissors around here have managed to cope with a decade of neglect.
Are you high or something?
I threw that thing away ages ago.
Probably rotting in some water puddle by now.
I’m not torturing myself. That’d be a waste of time and effort.
You’re planning to ram me from behind that computer screen, which is who knows how many miles away from my current location?
Best of luck with that, child.
You know, I don’t think I have enough fingers on my hands to count the number of times people have told me to sleep more.
I’m perfectly fine.