Well, uhm, I suppose it wouldn’t be too troublesome to-
"Sweet stuff"? Postcard??? Guess they must’ve gotten the wrong number, whoever "they" now are. Ugh, you’d think people would know to make sure they have the right information-
The clock still goes tick-tock-tick-tock, even if the sun doesn’t want to play along!
Tsh tsh, Irrelevant! Every day spent is another day biggering my wealth, what else matters!?
I wouldn’t say it’s dark at all. It’s not exactly light either, but a greyish inbetween?
… Come to think about it, I haven’t noticed the weather being any different from this for quite some time. It hasn’t been sunny, dark or even raining any of the times I’ve looked out through a window.
Bah, probably just that pesky Mustache playing his tricks on me again. Nice try buddy, but I’m still not going to move away from here.
I have a business to keep on biggering, after all!
How could I be old when life has only started? No, dear customer, I have decades and decades more to keep on biggering!
Suppose you’ll have to find some greens that are more to your liking, then.
No, afraid not.
Suppose I should stop poking my head around the machinery in the factory then, if I’m getting that much dust in my hair.
Afraid not, unless you meant this jolly green giant.
If you ask nicely I’m sure he’ll give you one.
Judging by that logic, everyone with a touch of grey in their hair would be Santa Claus. Doesn’t sound very plausible, now does it?
You seem to have mistaken me for Santa Claus, a very popular figure in western festivities. I don’t bring gifts to all the good little children, but if you’ve been nice this year, perhaps Santa himself will leave something everyone needs under your tree.