Sure, why not. I don’t care.
And so have none of you people.
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard so far.
What the flaming hell is a “wansla”.
Only because onceler dot tumblr dot com was taken. I can’t be bothered changing it if I can’t have my name as the url.
My name is not “Kinky” Once-ler. it’s just Once-ler.
I’d be hard for my mother to wear all those hats I dug out of her walk-in closet if she didn’t have a head to put them on.
Can we please stop acting like I’m 70 or something like that? I recently turned 30. It’s not that bloody far from 20, or whatever the most common age for the people on this damn site is.
No, just…. Small things. Simple things, like the makeup bag she left in a dresser. Complained a little that I hadn’t been taking better care of her belongings, but that’s alright. I’ll buy her new and better things soon.
I’ve dyed my hair in enough wild colours during my lifetime as it is, so no thank you.
Oh, uhm, well… I bring her some things she tells me to go get now and then, since there’s no servants around here anymore… But I’ll hire some folks when the business starts up again. They’ll make sure she’s given everything she want at any time of the day while I’m busy selling Thneeds again.
Other than that I just try to keep her company the best I can. It can be rather lonely out here in the valley.
I haven’t bothered to for some time now.
Gasp! I smell a “not happening, ever”.